the fifth fathom, between here and infinity, behind the twist in my logic,
lies Relicviviva - a nobleman of the highest sort. In winding down country
roads and flipping over old farm equipment, he was expert.
land and sea he walked with graceful rebellion.
was a war horse of sorts. A bad-ass warrior with twice his heart in mind.
He thought well. In cases of violent progression, Relicviviva was flowing
with the tide of battle. A weapon drawn, hed draw two. He handled destruction
like a razor - total control.
owned a coron-o-rama. It was a cross between a coroners office and a
roller rink. He could easily assess a dead body and determine the cause of
death. And, he could accomplish the entire feat on roller-skates. Relicviviva
was tremendously skilled.
Thursdays, Relicviviva looked to the West with deep longing. To the West,
you see, lay his number one treasure - Lydia Gold. A woman and an asset, Lydia
was, indeed, entirely made of gold.
he took her to market, and twice she didnt sell. When he had her assessed,
however, she was valued at well over $300,000. Plus, she was a rock-hard lovin
morsel. Oh, the way her skin sparkled. At six feet, she was a 120 lb Olympic
was in love. The pain would become overwhelming on hot Saturday afternoons
- when he was out of lemonade and his thirst shifted to sweet Lydia Gold and
her shining, valued body.
was no stranger to Relicviviva. He understood the power of devotion. It was,
of course, his destiny. Yes, for seventeen long years, Relicviviva waited
for the day he could repossess his golden idol.
stood by his window and patrolled his door.
one day, he saw a golden flash from around the cedar hedge, down the block.
Could it be? Lively Lydia prowling on her golden feet?
figure rounded the corner - her light magnifying, twice then thrice, then
four more. Relicviviva stared into the light.
Then, it passed, like a cold reminder of the statue of valued integrity he called a wife.
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